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tehshadowninjar · May 23, 2008, 04:05 PM // 16:05

What're some of the most painful accidents [physically or mentally] that has happened to you? And mabye some of the weirder ones.

About five minutes ago, I was opening my fridge pack of Coca-Cola, and I got a paper cut on my finger, but it felt like I cut myself almost a half-inch deep with a serrated knife. >_<

My friends told me to jump off of a three story building and I would get $300 if I didn't break anything major. I got the $300 and all I had was two fractured ankles for 3 years.

These two people were running in the hallway at my school, chasing each other, the person that was chasing the running one bumped into me, and he was going FAST, so when I got hit, I got the wind knocked out of me, hit the ground, and slid a good 10 feet.

Now share yours.

Steboy93 · May 23, 2008, 04:17 PM // 16:17

Well I got 3 paper cuts in school today if that counts

I have to say, you must be retarded to have jumped off a building for money. Didn't the possibility of death occur to you?

quickmonty · May 23, 2008, 04:20 PM // 16:20

My worst recent accident was reading this thread. I'm damaged for life now.

~ Dan ~ · May 23, 2008, 04:28 PM // 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehshadowninjar

My friends told me to jump off of a three story building and I would get $300 if I didn't break anything major. I got the $300 and all I had was two fractured ankles for 3 years.

They say "jump", you ask "how high"?

Seriously, you're RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up.

Malice Black · May 23, 2008, 04:34 PM // 16:34

That jump would have shattered your legs at least. At worst either death, or a smashed spine/legs/pelvic bone etc

Qwertyfied · May 23, 2008, 04:40 PM // 16:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehshadowninjar

My friends told me to jump off of a three story building and I would get $300 if I didn't break anything major. I got the $300 and all I had was two fractured ankles for 3 years.

That doesn't constitute as an accident, just idiotic behaviour.

Mr. G · May 23, 2008, 04:45 PM // 16:45

Quote:

My worst recent accident was reading this thread. I'm damaged for life now.

/thread

my worst acident today is spilling yet more hot tea down myself, and we all know whos the blame

payne · May 23, 2008, 05:03 PM // 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehshadowninjar

What're some of the most painful accidents [physically or mentally] that has happened to you? And mabye some of the weirder ones.

About five minutes ago, I was opening my fridge pack of Coca-Cola, and I got a paper cut on my finger, but it felt like I cut myself almost a half-inch deep with a serrated knife. >_<

My friends told me to jump off of a three story building and I would get $300 if I didn't break anything major. I got the $300 and all I had was two fractured ankles for 3 years.

These two people were running in the hallway at my school, chasing each other, the person that was chasing the running one bumped into me, and he was going FAST, so when I got hit, I got the wind knocked out of me, hit the ground, and slid a good 10 feet.

Now share yours.

your a retard..and honestly you deserve to be dead for being that god-damn stupid....

Shakti · May 23, 2008, 05:55 PM // 17:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickmonty

My worst recent accident was reading this thread. I'm damaged for life now.

And Monty wins the thread! Tell him what he's won Pat.......

EDIT: Xsi wants me to add

Jumping Is Uselss · May 23, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11

My worst accident was pressing the upside down button for the internet....... .........¿sıɥʇ xıɟ ı op ʍoɥ ¡¡¡uıɐƃɐ ʇı pıp ı dɐɹɔ ɥo

Richardt · May 23, 2008, 06:40 PM // 18:40

Lets see here....

I once was making armor while watching a movie, got distracted while cutting the leather.....and you can guess what happened next.

To my credit I never cried out (but I did nearly pass out when I washed the cut out).

Now the really stupid part (besides not paying attention while cutting something

) is that I never went to the hospital. Turned out if I did I would've needed stitches.

Now the really really stupid part I continued working once I got it all bandaged up. I went to move myself, didn't pay attention (again!) to where my hands were, and plopped myself, full force onto my injured hand. I then promptly cried like a little kid.

I MP I · May 23, 2008, 07:00 PM // 19:00

New York City has some of the worst cab drivers in the world. I was just walking minding my own business, when this crazy cabbie drives on up the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing sidewalk. Luckily, I fell on my ass and walked away with a few minor scrapes.

Issac · May 23, 2008, 08:57 PM // 20:57

My lung ripped open so had to get surgery for that, damn that was the worst moment of my life, and scary.

Unlucky Slayer · May 23, 2008, 09:02 PM // 21:02

My worst accident is clicking into this thread...

Did you really have to make another new thread? =/

Tyla · May 23, 2008, 09:05 PM // 21:05

I clicked on this thread...

Nightmares Hammer · May 23, 2008, 09:09 PM // 21:09

I was in a car accident a couple of years ago. I split my head open and broke my left leg...

I hate cars.

FlamingMetroid · May 23, 2008, 09:10 PM // 21:10

I want to beat up the OP so bad, but it isn't possible to kick someone through the internets yet Q_Q

Malice Black · May 23, 2008, 09:21 PM // 21:21

I took my thumbnail off, and all the skin underneath the nail. It's nice seeing your own bones through a gaping hole. Stitches in that part of your body hurt, a lot.

Broke bones ranging from nose to arm. Nose is still broken, as is a few toes.

Been in the wars

Kanyatta · May 24, 2008, 03:31 AM // 03:31

When I was five and my aunt and uncle were babysitting me, I wandered into the basement, found a knife, and i almost cut my left thumb off. I still have about a 1/2 inch scar down the knuckle from where the stitches were.

About 3 months ago while playing dodgeball, I threw a ball at someone, and it felt like someone whipped one really hard at my knee, and I fell over. When I looked at my knee, the kneecap was on the side of my leg. Most... painful... thing... ever.

Moral55 · May 24, 2008, 04:26 AM // 04:26

He he I was a kid and walked over ice, and fell through. Damn that was cold and I learned a valuable lesson on how valuable my life is to me.